Strange Sports Couple: Yashin and Alt



Here you see New York Islanders' Alexei Yashin and his girlfriend, former super model Carol Alt. This picture cracks me up. Carol Alt is all like, "WHOOO HOO! I have a much younger boyfriend who could probably crack walnuts with his asscheeks! Also, I'm DRUNK!! And maybe a little stoned!"

Alexei looks vaguely embarrassed. You know he's thinking, "Hey, I'm not hideously unattractive and I make lots of money. Couldn't I have snagged me a YOUNGER super model who doesn't get loaded at my social events and use my earnings for Botox injections?"
Kelley says: They also look oddly proud to be wearing Islander jerseys -- clearly alcohol MUST be involved. Check out the article about her on Askmen.com -- read the SECRET WISH section at the bottom of the page if you want a good laugh and a soft-core pornographic fantasy.